I still remember, third of December Me in your sweater, you said it looked better On me than it did you, only if you knew How much I liked you, but I watch your eyes as she
Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than a blue sky She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better, wish I were Heather
Watch as she stands with her holding your hand Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder But how could I hate her? She's such an angel But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than a blue sky She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better, I wish I were Heather
(Oh) Wish I were Heather (Oh, oh) Wish I were Heather
Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better, wish I were
